Thursday, March 25, 2010

India - the New Avenue for world class Commercial Pilot License Training

India - the New Avenue for world class Commercial Pilot License Training

Flying in India has reached a whole new high with the growth of numerous commercial pilot license training academies. These flight training academies have brought together the seasoned flight instructors with years of industry experience, global standards of education, brand new training aircrafts and state-of-the-art facilities all at less than half the cost of a commercial pilot license course abroad.

Training students for commercial pilot license on Cessna 172 for single engine training and Piper Seneca for multi engine training, the flight training schools in India are leaving out no facility for providing world class pilot training to aspiring pilots in India. The in-house facilities of the aviation schools in India are at par with the schools abroad if not better. From advanced Simulator Training to world class education facilities the students who train for commercial pilot License in India are offered the very best both in terms of quality and value for money.

A few years ago most students who could afford to pay the exorbitant admissions fees charged by the aviation schools abroad were the only ones going to the west. It was also believed that the aviation training schools abroad are better that their Indian counterparts. Some years ago this might have been true however; the sweeping change across the dynamics of the industry as well as the transformation of the aviation infrastructure in India has led to a tremendous leap in quality and standard of training.

Indian aviation schools now offer top notch commercial pilot license training for all aspiring pilots. Cropping up all over the country the newly formed aviation training schools have earned all the necessary government licenses and guarantee to provide quality education that is at par with the west. Utilizing the finest equipment for commercial pilot license training, aviation schools in India are creating an avenue for incredible pilot training. Private companies and global entrepreneurs are investing in to flight training schools for building quality pilot training schools in India.

In the past few years aspiring pilots are joining Indian aviation schools for acquiring a commercial pilot license. Some of the aviation academies have seen a student growth rate of more than 60 percent per annum. This is indicative of the fact that the level of education and the facilities provided are up to the mark. India has certainly developed its standard in aviation education and the pilots who train for commercial pilot license here are considered to be amongst the best in the world.

Posted by Chimes Aviation Academy (http://www.caaindia.com)

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

From a Nobody to a Pilot with Chimes Aviation Academy

From a Nobody to a Pilot

My last flight to Mumbai was a turning point in my life. No, not because it was hijacked or had an unexpected passenger hiding in the plane’s toilet, but because of my co-passenger, who was sitting beside me.

He was around 35 years, well built and one of the few people in the world who have ever challenged me vertically (well I am 6 feet 3 inches tall)! He claimed to have six packs, not of abs, but of kaju and badam and like yours truly, was very talkative. But what set him apart was the fact that he flew metallic birds and was a pilot with a renowned airline carrier.

With me always being in awe of planes and pilots, we hit off very well. We chatted throughout the journey about his job, his experiences and the thrill one gets from flying. Some more interaction told me that he was a byproduct of Chimes Aviation Academy (www.caaindia.com), which is one of the best pilot training academies in India.

Not divulging much into his bio-data, I managed to convince him to show me the cock pit, though it required a lot of persistence. But the marketer in me finally got the better of him. Once I entered the cock pit, I didn’t feel like getting out. It was an amazing experience. Two uniformed men sat there, with micro phones on and having access to so many different buttons. In my short life, I have managed to see many control rooms, but this was a different room altogether. Seeing the clouds right in front of you and guiding the plane like a spaceship was surely an experience which cannot be described in words.

The entire journey made me rethink my career path. From being among the lakhs of MBA aspirants following the herd, now I wanted to be among the few adventurers and become a pilot. With some more research, and a brief yet encouraging interaction with my pilot friend I found out that famed actor Kunal Kapoor was also a student at Chimes Aviation Academy. This motivated me further to join my co-passenger’s alma mater at Dhana in Madhya Pradesh.

My first day at Chimes Aviation Academy was an eventful one. Not only did I get my first session in flying, but also saw Jyoti Randhawa, the Indian Tiger Woods from close quarters (though I hope that our Tiger is tiger in only one sport). But then who followed him … any guesses? Chitrangda Singh, the Bollywood actor. Boy! She is beautiful, much prettier than what I saw on the idiot box. Apparently they both are constant visitors at Chimes Aviation Academy for sky diving.

In the next few days, I laid my hands on the ultimate flying machine, the Cessna 172. Though I had goose bumps initially, but then it was a smooth transition from land to air. The entire process was like flying to Pandora on an exploration of a whole new world. No wonder, Madam President was so eager to fly in the Indian skies.

Coming to the present, I have finished my training and obtained my Commercial Pilot License. My entire stay at Chimes Aviation Academy has been one of great learnings. Not only I have found life long friends, both in students and instructors, but I am now capable of flying any aircraft in the world. Thus, my competencies gained at the academy have landed me in a job with one of the leading international air carriers in the world.

Article written by a student who graduated as a Commercial Pilot License holder from Chimes Aviation Academy (http://www.caaindia.com)

Monday, March 22, 2010

Private Pilot License Training – Fulfilling Dreams to fly with Chimes Aviation Academy

Private Pilot License Training – Fulfilling Dreams to fly an Aircraft

Pilot training is gaining a lot of interest and momentum these days especially among the aviation enthusiasts and hobby fliers who may wish to rent an aircraft and for those who own a personal aircraft. Owning an aircraft is no longer a symbol of status among the who’s who. Learning to fly one’s dream machine is what completes the whole package when it comes to flaunting one’s wealth. This has resulted in mushrooming of many aviation academies in India like Chimes Aviation Academy, which boasts of providing private pilot training on the much famed Cessna 172 and is also one of the best aviation academies in the country.

To become a private pilot, one has to obtain a Private Pilot License (PPL) which permits the holder to act as the pilot of an aircraft privately (i.e. he does not fly an aircraft for any remuneration). The requirements to obtain the license are determined by the International Civil Aviation Authority (ICAO), but the actual implementation varies widely from country to country.

While undergoing training at an aviation academy, the student is given a Student Pilot License. Student Pilot License is given to those with 10+2 with science and aged at least 16 years should register at a flying club which is recognized by Directorate General of Civil Aviation (DGCA), Government of India.
The second step is the Private Pilot License (PPL). PPL training includes sixty hours of flying of which about fifteen hours are dual flights, that is accompanied by the flight instructor and at least 30 hours of solo flights apart from five hours of cross-country flying. This makes one eligible for the Private Pilot License exam. The prescribed age for appearing for this exam is 17 years and an educational qualification of 10+2 along with a Medical Fitness Certificate issued by the Armed Forces Central Medical Establishment (AFCME).

Although there are various types of aircraft, many of the principles of pilot training have common techniques. All pilot training courses consist of some combination of theoretical learning conducted on the ground and practical exercises conducted in the air. Initial pilot training is often conducted in specialized training aircraft (most aviation academies use Cessna 172), which are designed for benign handling characteristics and lower costs compared to the aircraft which the pilot concerned is ultimately aiming to fly.

Aviation academies train an individual on the various skills required to fly an aircraft. It teaches a pilot the process of flying an aircraft through the air with proper direction and control. It also teaches the students to understand the weather forecasts.

Private pilot training program mainly require high level of innovative mind capabilities and great aptitude skills. This supports the candidate to get the concept in an easy manner.

However, with such busy and fast paced life, many passionate fliers do not get time to fulfill their dream. Thus Chimes Aviation Academy has come up with a Cruiser (Executive PPL) programme which enables the student to pursue flying with a convenient, personalized over the weekend schedule. The schedule is designed to make the student a Private Pilot License holder in just nine weekends. Currently, Chimes Academy has Bollywood actors Kunal Kapoor and Chitrangda Singh and ace golfer Jyoti Randhawa as its students.

Saturday, March 20, 2010

CPL (Commercial Pilot License) at Chimes Aviation Academy

CPL (Commercial Pilot License) in India

Aviation has become one of the most sought after sector for jobs in India specifically the Commercial Pilot industry. Almost a decade back pursuing a degree in CPL or commercial pilot license was far tougher as the lack of good aviation schools along with the extremely high admission fees deterred young aspirants from taking up CPL training for a career as a pilot.

The rise of globalization coupled with liberal policies of expansion and investment have opened up the markets in India to new players that are willing to put in the adequate finances for setting up a world class aviation training academy. Not only are these new pilot training schools incorporating better facilities, brand new planes and experienced flight instructors into their structure but they are diversifying their services to include a range of aviation related activities and courses. Currently a number of aviation academies in India are offering commercial pilot license training along with private pilot license, flight instructor program and sky diving. CPL in India has come of age and is regarded by pilot world as one of the best in the world.

From IGRUA sponsored by the government to privately owned Yash Air, Amber Aviation and Chimes Aviation Academy, India now has a number of flight training schools that offer CPL courses that are at par with the world. However even though the CPL training provided here is not the only aspect that makes pursuing pilot training in India a viable option. Apart from the fact that the standards adhered to here are probably the most stringent in the world the CPL courses offered here are immensely cost-effective as well. Pursuing a CPL training course abroad turns out to be quite expensive and can cost anywhere from 35 to 50 Lakh rupees whereas the CPL courses provided in India run up to a maximum of 18 Lakh rupees. This cost includes the residential as well as food expenses incurred over the year that are charged as additional costs in the west which drastically increases the cost of the CPL course as a whole.

All these factors together play a vital role in influencing the student demographic in India in taking up CPL courses in schools that offer pilot training at home. Although the downturn in the economic conditions all over the world caused student aspirants to become apprehensive of taking up pilot as a career as the aviation industry had drastically reduced new hires. However the worst period in aviation is over and now the current trends along with analyst reports state that most private airlines in India are all set to expand and increase the number of planes they have functioning. This would directly impact the number of jobs available for pilots.
Aware of this fact that the downturn in aviation is not going to last forever and the fact that the industry is already showing positive signs of growth aviation academies in India are rolling out better CPL courses that offer a number of facilities to students who want to take up pilot as a career.

Chimes Aviation Academy located in Dhana, Madhya Pradesh is one of the newest pilot training schools to be launched in India. Boasting a fleet of brand new training planes along with the state of the art facilities, Chimes Aviation Academy along with several others including Amber Aviation and Yash Air are improving their facilities and offering more efficient and cost-effective courses for CPL training.

India has now become a hotbed for great pilot training through world class facilities and effective CPL courses.

Friday, March 19, 2010

Pilot Training in India - Chimes Aviation Academy

CPL Start-up at Chimes Aviation Academy

CPL Start-up course at Chimes Aviation Academy (CAA) first of its kind preliminary pilot training course aimed at young aspirants who would want to understand nuances of being a pilot training in a practical scenario. Aim of this course is to enable aspiring pilots to test their aptitude for being a pilot & become eligible to appear for CPL (Commercial Pilot license) examination
Educational Qualification You can join this course at CAA while studying in class X or above. However for grant of CPL license eligibility is Class XII with Physics & Maths
Medical Basic health fitness, for regular CPL course Class II is mandatory and for grant of CPL license Class I is mandatory
Age 16 years and above (Please note for grant for CPL license you should be 18 years old on date of issue of license)
Other Adequate competency in English Language
Aviation Qualification NIL
Course Overview
Course Type Full Time
Duration 60 days
Induction Time Every month
Curriculum Overview
1. Complete Ground Training to facilitate issue of a Student Pilot License (SPL). This would include SPL exam, which would be conducted at CAA at Dhana. Ground studies would also include preparatory notes which would help you for your PPL (Private Pilot License)/CPL written exams
2. 15 hours of dual flying on brand new Cessna 172 equipped with Garmin 1000 Glass cockpit
3. Glass Cockpit training on PC based simulator
4. Course books for SPL & flying kit
5. Facilitation in obtaining Computer number from DGCA
6. Class I & Class II Medical facilitation
7. Access to CAA library during the course duration

Posted by Chimes Aviation Academy (http://www.caaindia.com)

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Be a Pilot with Chimes Aviation Academy

Admission Process

Application for any course at Chimes Aviation Academy starts by filing an online application form and submitting a duly signed copy of same along with application fees and requisite documents.

How to Apply

Steps for Submission of an on-line application form:

If you are not a registered member, you need to create a login Id to apply online. To register for a Login ID:

1. Visit the ‘Apply Now’ section of the website and select the course that you would like to apply for.

2. Once the course is selected, a Students Application Form (SAF) number is generated, you would be directed to the login page where your user name would be your SAF number and email ID as provided by you would be your password.

3. Login with these details and you can start filing your form now. You can save a form and fill it as per your convenience. Once you have completed the form and checked the details, you submit the form by clicking the "submit" button. Once a form is submitted you cannot make changes to that form. In case you need to make any changes you will have to fill a fresh form.

4. Once a form is successfully submitted, CAA will acknowledge your submission and if your details match up the qualification requirements ( as mentioned against each course ), a PDF copy of your filled form is sent back to you, which you need to sign and attach documents as mentioned in the mail of successful application.

Posted by Chimes Aviation Academy (http://www.caaindia.com)

Monday, March 15, 2010

License Renewal and Conversion at Chimes Aviation Academy

License Renewal and Conversion at Chimes Aviation Academy

This course is for people who already hold a PPL or CPL or CPL/IR license in India and which is due for renewal. This course at Chimes Aviation Academy offers a comprehensive integrated program for license renewal- We undertake renewals of PPL, CPL and instrument rating on single and multi engine aircraft.

If your flying license has lapsed, we would provide you the necessary refresher course and additional flying prior to conducting tests for your license renewal.

Minimum Eligibility

Educational Qualification SPL/PPL/CPL

Medical Class I /Class II Medical (Indian) as per license

Please note for issue of CPL License Class I Medical would be necessary

Age 17 years for Non CPL and 18 years for CPL

Nationality As of now this course is offered only to Indian Nationals

Aviation Qualification SPL/PPL/CPL

Course Overview

Course Type Full Time

Duration Candidate dependant

Semesters Up to 2 weeks

Hours & Mode Single Engine - On CESSNA 172 Glass Cockpit, Hrs are Candidate Dependant
Multi Engine - On Piper Seneca IV Aircraft, Hrs are Candidate Dependant

Selection Procedure Interview

Posted by Chimes Aviation Academy (http://www.caaindia.com)

Sunday, March 14, 2010

CPL Start-up at Chimes Aviation Academy

CPL Start-up at Chimes Aviation Academy

CPL Start-up course at Chimes Aviation Academy (CAA) first of its kind preliminary pilot training course aimed at young aspirants who would want to understand nuances of being a pilot training in a practical scenario. Aim of this course is to enable aspiring pilots to test their aptitude for being a pilot & become eligible to appear for CPL (Commercial Pilot license) examination.

Educational Qualification - You can join this course at CAA while studying in class X or above. However for grant of CPL license eligibility is Class XII with Physics & Math’s

Medical Basic - health fitness, for regular CPL course Class II is mandatory and for grant of CPL license Class I is mandatory.

Age - 16 years and above

(Please note for grant for CPL license you should be 18 years old on date of issue of license)

Other - Adequate competency in English Language

Aviation Qualification - NIL

Course Overview

Course Type Full Time

Duration 60 days

Induction Time Every month

Curriculum Overview

• Complete Ground Training to facilitate issue of a Student Pilot License (SPL). This would include SPL exam, which would be conducted at CAA at Dhana. Ground studies would also include preparatory notes which would help you for your PPL (Private Pilot License)/CPL written exams

• 15 hours of dual flying on brand new Cessna 172 equipped with Garmin 1000 Glass cockpit Glass Cockpit training on PC based simulator

• Glass Cockpit training on PC based simulator

• Course books for SPL & flying kit

• Facilitation in obtaining Computer number from DGCA

• Class I & Class II Medical facilitation

• Access to CAA library during the course duration

Posted by Chimes Aviation Academy (http://www.caaindia.com)

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Multi Engine Training at Chimes Aviation Academy

Multi Engine -Type rating & Instrument Rating (ME-TR/IR)

Course Detail Summary

Please note this is part of the CPL course. Anybody who applies only for a multi engine TR/IR, the course details are as follows:

In the Multi-engine Rating Course at Chimes Aviation Academy you would be given the Type Rating (TR) and Instrument Rating (IR) on a twin engine aircraft.

The course curriculum covers airline oriented training in which you learn to fly the airway routes (like the airlines fly), doing instrument approaches and handling simulated emergencies like engine and other system failures. We would also give you adequate ground training to pass the

DGCA 'Technical-Specific' written examination on the Piper Seneca IV aircraft.
Notwithstanding the shortage of pilots in India, most of the airlines prefer to recruit CPL holders who have a multi-engine rating.

It is our firm belief that armed with a multi-engine rating; you would have a clear advantage over single engine CPL holders in securing a job with an airline.

» Minimum Eligibility

Educational Qualification CPL/IR on Single Engine
Medical CPL/IR on Single Engine

Age 18 years on date of joining CAA

Nationality As of now this course is offered only to Indian Nationals

Aviation Qualification CPL/IR

» Course Overview

Course Type Full time: Ground Studies + Flying Training (Multi Engine) + Simulator + DGCA (Type Technical Examination)

Duration Candidate dependent

Hours & Mode
Multi Engine - Piper Seneca IV aircraft & Autopilot
Flight Simulator - Engine Simulator
Ground Studies - Instrument flying procedures and Type Technical

» Selection Procedure

Interview

Posted by http://www.caaindia.com

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Private Pilot Licesne at Chimes Aviation Academy

Live your dream of flying an aircraft without compromising your business with Chimes Aviation Academy. Introducing Cruiser, CAA's exclusive flying program for busy executives who have a passion for flying. Cruiser enables you to pursue flying with a convenient, personalized over the weekend schedule. The schedule is designed to make you a Private Pilot License (PPL) holder in just nine weekends.

The program is conducted at Chimes Aviation academy's best in class facility located in Central India, Dhana, MP.(Overnight journey by train or one & half hour flight) As a part of the cruiser programme you get to fly the worlds latest & safest brand new training aircraft Cessna Sky hawk – 172R, equipped with Garmin 1000 glass cockpit at India’s leading flying Academy .

This Fastrack programme is delivered by renowned faculty as per DGCA specified curriculum with highest standards of processes to ensure Safety and Quality. This is an exclusive program and has had enrollments from top executive brass of Indian corporate, Bollywood, sports legends , expats to name a few. Enrollments are restricted to only a few seats and are strictly by invitation or qualified references.

To know more about this program, you can call our relationship manager

+91 98117 12000 (Mon-Sat : 09:30 Hrs- 18:00 Hrs)

http://www.caaindia.com

Monday, March 8, 2010

Rolling in Dismay!

Frustrated with Air India, Rima who has been working as an air hostess with the company since 1979 lodged a suit in the court against the company. Apparently a rather trivial mistake or to elaborate she rolling up her uniform sleeves cost her 2 promotions and backwages to the tune of Rs. 60 lakh!


Claiming that her employer National Aviation Company of India Limited (NACIL) is doling out too heavy a punishment for a minor mistake, she filed the complaint and demanded that she be paid what is rightfully due to her.

Another slugfest to begin as the war between the air hostess and her employer takes-off!

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Mile High Club!

Throughout the ages godmen have had their share of scandals and fiascoes.. However when the Indian police began investigating one such self-proclaimed godman (saint) they stumbled upon a huge network that connected the ground and the skies.


According to the most recent reports the Indian police unraveled a $10 million high-end prostitution racket that comprises more than 200 women from students to a air stewardesses including some from British Airways that was being run by the godman!

This high profile prostitution racket has blown sky high and as the police get more involved the case is going to get murkier. Wonder if it was the cutbacks in salary of aviation staff all over that forced the women to adopt this get-rich-quick scheme..!?

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Horror and Tragedy..

Yesterday turned out to be a tragic day for the the Indian Navy Air Force. Performing in the International Aviation exhibition in Hyderabad, 4 IAF jet trainer Kiran mk-II's were performing an acrobatic maneuver in the skies when one plane could not gain altitude after a dip.

Much to the dismay of the bystanders and others, this plane lost altitude and crashed into a residential building killing both the pilots as well as a civilian. The Sagar Pawan acrobatic team lost 2 of its most brilliant pilots in this tragedy. A probe has been ordered into the incident and all the planes of this category have been grounded.

Current reports state that the aging aircraft was probably the primary reason for the accident. If so then we need a massive overhaul of all our aircrafts.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Shame on You!

In a blatant disregard of morality, ethical code of conduct and the law, a 54 year old ground staff along with another personnel of Air India molested a 9 year old girl.



The mother of the young girl had apparently asked the staffer to escort the girl to the lounge while she was handling the airport formalities. Caught in the act on CCTV the molester was arrested although let off shortly after a mere 1000 INR fine!

Air India has suspended him along with another staff member...but my question is shouldn't he be thrown in jail to rot for eternity??!!

Monday, March 1, 2010

Trippy Shoes!

Talk about Trippy shoes!

Recently a 23 year old passenger flying to Hong Kong via India and Bangladesh was caught at the international airport at Hong Kong for possession of contraband elements. The police found 1,00,000 HK$ worth Cannabis Resin inside his shoes!




Soon to face punishment for breach of law, this overseas visitor would not be in high spirits anymore!

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Friday, February 19, 2010

Fire..Fire...Burning Bright!

Hundreds of times we have all had our mothers tell us, do not play with FIRE! But I guess the airport authorities that set dry bushes on fire along the runway to clear the area of the Lilabari in Arunachal Pradesh had forgotten this lesson.



Strong winds fanned the fire and spread it to several parts of the airport campus along with the 13 Assam Police Battalion adjacent to the airport engulfing the areas!

Panic-stricken airport authorities called in the fire brigade to douse the fire which was brought under control after several hours.

How incompetent do the airport authority have to be to not get that wind conditions prevalent in the area can make the fire go out of control?!

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Monday, February 15, 2010

Magic Act!

A woman traveling from Madrid to Calcutta had to stop at New Delhi before proceeding to her final destination. While getting her bags checked at the X-RAY machine, her luggage disappeared!!!

With over 2000 Euros in the baggage she naturally was upset. After complaining to the Delhi police the bag was recovered 10 minutes later only to be found with 500 Euros missing!

Apparently the police did not want her to lodge a complaint saying that she will only get harassed...Wow! Aren't the authorities getting overtly concerned...Somehow i get this gut feeling that the magicians could very well be the police but that's only me!

Friday, February 12, 2010

Shilajit and Daggers....!

Arrested yesterday a US national of African-American descent at the airport, Winston Marshall was carrying a 5-inch (13-centimeter) knife! Although the most interesting part was that the knife was wrapped rather embedded in Himalayan Shilajit!



Hardcore Shiva devotee or just another one of those airport mysteries that never gets solved!

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Look Ma... they are Peeking...!!?

The need for better security is making the whole world go berserk! Nowadays the London airport has installed full body scanners that capture an image of an individual in nude!!

Speaking to a BBC reporter, Shahrukh Khan who was in the city to promote his latest film, told the journalist that even though the authorities claim that the printed images taken by the scanner are destroyed immediately, two female security officers walked up to him with prints of the scans and asked for autographs!!

The world is getting more intrusive everyday. Wonder if the next time I travel to the airport should i wear any clothing or not...?!!

Monday, February 8, 2010

Sniff-Tech!

The electrical engineering department of the Indian Institute of Technology (IIT), Mumbai, on the behest of the government of India has created the world's first E-Sniffer!

Created out of nano technology, this E-Sniffer is coated with chemicals that can sniff out vapor extracts and can track down hard to find RDX!

Costing merely 1000 INR, this device popularly known as E-dog is more efficient than some scanning machines and cheaper to keep than a sniffer dog.

The government is thinking of deploying bunch of these sniffers at public places.

I just hope they don't place it in any public toilet... otherwise the e-dog would probably burn out!

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Stepping it Up! (Stepson Scr**s over Dad!)

A day ago an Emirates plane bound for Dubai from Mumbai was held up due to a 'hoax call' that warned of an LeT operative on board.

CISF officials halted the plane and checked thoroughly before detaining one 61-year-old passenger, Shahbaz Khan. After investigation it was found that he was not a threat and the call had apparently been made by his stepson who was involved in a property dispute with Shahbaz Khan. The plane was delayed for over four hours due to this...

Talk about high flying family drama!

Friday, February 5, 2010

Nothing escapes the Third Eye!

Flying from Chennai to Mumbai on Kingfisher Airlines, a passenger discovered on landing that his diamond jewelery worth 14 lakh Rupees was missing from his hand baggage!

Lodging a complaint with the the Chennai police on the advice of the authorities at the Mumbai airport, he hoped for his possessions to turn up. After a few days of investigation the police narrowed in on the trio responsible for this with the help of a CCTV that showed them helping themselves to the jewelery!

The incident was reported as a random targeting, although a question still lingers in my head....how the robbers know exactly which bag within the hand baggage stored the diamonds?..!

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Ratted out!

According to reports an Air India flight bound for Riyadh from Kozhikode was delayed due to a rodent who had sneaked its way past the security checks as well as they crew and made its self comfortable in a nook in the plane.


Spotted scurrying on the plane floor, the rat was chased for a few hours before they finally fumigated the entire plane. After several hours of chase the elusive rat was finally caught.

In the course of events it was found that last year around the same time another rodent had gotten on an Air India plane bound for Riyadh at Kozhikode!

Now am I the only one who's getting the feeling like this is some sort of an international rodent nexus that meets at Riyadh every year...!?!

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Rude Landing back to Mortal Land!

Koena Mitra known for her curvaceous figure more than her acting skills was stopped at the Banaglore airport and frisked. According to reports the 'star' was approached by 3 uniformed women who apart form telling her that she shouldn't be wearing torn jeans as youngsters looked up to her also tugged on her hair to see whether it was real!


Even after the heavy frisking which Koena complained was too HARD on her the authorities failed to notice a pair of scissors, a nail-filer and three bottles of perfume that she had with her(flouting the security requisites)!

After a brief check the star stormed off without her shoes on! Koena even went on to state that because she was a star she was being targeted....much like Shahrukh Khan.

Hmmm....targeting a celebrity or just bad security?!

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Broken Harmony!!?

Ustad Amjad Ali Khan one of most skilled musicians in India and probably the world, was crestfallen when he saw his Sarod (the same one he has been using for the past 25 years) broken.

According to reports the Sarod broke due to mishandling by the Indian Airlines staff.



However the skilled craftsmen from Kolkata repaired it after 10 days of hard work. After playing it for 4 hours continuously Ustad Amjad Ali was overjoyed by the incredible work of the craftsmen and remarked that the Sarod sounded 'Even Better than Before'!

I am wondering whether he should thank the airline or strangle the 'don't give a damn staff' of Air India....!?

Monday, February 1, 2010

Confused Role??!

Recently a Dubai court sentenced a 32-year-old Emirati policewoman for stealing from an Indian passenger. Apparently the 26 year old passenger had dropped his wallet which was later found by the policewoman.



Helping herself to all the money inside, the policewoman then returned the wallet. After being found guilty, she finally confessed to her crime.

Now what was that line....'the long arm'....or was it...'the deep pockets of the law'...?!

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Every Move you Make...!


As if our lives were already not monitored enough, the airport authority of Delhi have decided to up the number of CCTV's at the IGI airport.

In a bid to be better prepared for the Commonwealth games, the security arrangements have been beefed up and a number of measures are being taken to make the entire event more safe. Reports tell us that 37 more cameras will be added to the total number, taking the toll up to an incredible 559!

Careful, someone, somewhere is always watching you!

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Re(a)d All About It!

Spice Jet Airlines just lost one of its tractors that was used for the transportation of luggage. Under the shroud of darkness and fog, the unidentified thief managed to sneak out a RED colored tractor out of the IGI airport in New Delhi.



The police have still not managed to make any headway in the case even 10 days later!

I wonder how blind do you have to be in order to see a man driving a RED tractor out of the supposedly heavily guarded premises of the airport! It goes without saying that the authorities are kind of red-faced now!

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Unruly Passenger Strikes Again!


What is it about Indian passengers that gets them spewing some of the most obnoxious things? Recently a passenger on a Kingfisher plane bound for Hyderabad from Mumbai had a unruly passenger aboard.

When asked by the crew to straighten his seat, he not only refused but went to bombard the crew with a barrage of abuses. The flight commander promptly unloaded the passenger and sent him packing to the authorities.

Now would it have been easier if had just kept his moth shut! Apparently he was pleading to the policemen to let him go....so much for the high-handed bravado!

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Justice at Last!


The 84" hijack of the Air India plane would probably never be forgotten. Probably because the prime accused had managed to evade the Indian authorities after illegally taking refuge in Canada for the past 15 years.

Parminder Saini was the leader of five Sikh militants who had hijacked the flight bound for Delhi from Srinagar on July 6, 1984. Holding 255 passengers hostage they diverted the plane to Lahore. The dramatic events came to a close after a 17-hour stand-off. The hijackers finally surrendered to the Pakistani authorities.

Deported by the Canadian authorities to face trial in India he was put on aplane on Tuesday to face trial in India.

Better late then never!

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

B(a)owling for Growth!

Navojt Singh Sidhu has always been a major draw for the masses, now actively participating in politics, this erstwhile bowler of the Indian cricket team has now begun a vociferous cry for development of the Rajasansi Airport in Punjab.



In a talk with the media, he further stated that the government was exteremly lackadaisical in its approach and h would soon raise the matter in the parliment. From judging dance shows to creating a whole new approach to the english language , Mr. Sidhu seems to be bowling for a lot nowadays!

Sunday, January 24, 2010

You shall not Pass!

Recently all the passengers aboard Spice Jet airways refused to get off the plane when it was announced that it had been canceled. Apparently the heavy fog caused the delay, even after the fog cleared comparatively the pilot on the plane refused to fly stating that he would exceed the number of flying hours he was supposed to fly!

The Spice jet bound for Ahemdabad finally departed at 11 the next day after being delayed for 12 hours!


For the love of a seat!

Friday, January 22, 2010

Make way for the Sky Marshals!

United States and India have come together to ink pacts on aviation security and development. According to sources the 2 countries have signed a pact that ensures greater safety for passengers by deploying Sky Marshals. These Sky Marshals will be able to ward off any threat and provide even greater safety for all the passengers on board.


I am sure all the alcohol induced VIP's (read people who ACCIDENTALLY touch the crew members due to cramped spaces!) will now keep their grubby hands at bay!

I for one am really thrilled to have additional security on board!

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Terror once again!


According to recent intelligence reports, Islamic Fundamentalist groups have come together with Al Qaeda to hijack an Air India plane. The report further states that any Air India plane that connects the SAARC countries is under threat.

I think terror groups have become increasingly atve in the last few years. Wonder if I have to stay holed up forever in my Bunker!

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

IndiGo Launches 6 New Flights!

Looks like India is finally coming of age with greater number of people taking to air travel! In tune with the rising economy and growth of a number of smaller cities, companies like Indigo are connecting them to the rest of India.

With the launch of 6 new flights cities like Patna and Lucknow will be connected to Mumbai and Chennai.


In the coming years every town and city in India would probably be just one flight away! 

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Full frontal Check!

There was time long ago when people could see passengers off right next to the aircraft(remember old bollywood movies!) But today you would be called lucky if you reach the parking lot of the airport! As if security checks were not intrusive enough, now make way for the FULL BODY SCANNER! 


It scans more than you would l...ike to know!


 

Monday, January 18, 2010

Can't See?! No Matter a little Faith works (sometimes!!)

Somehow every time the winters come to New Delhi flying always becomes a problem. Earlier the problem was that there were no CAT III B systems at the airport, now even when we have them, they refuse to function causing delays and costing the companies a lot of money!


Why do the pilots have to have faith and actually pray rather then rely on functioning system to land in the foggy conditions!

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

High Handed Diplomacy!

Recently 3 Indian fliers aboard the Cathay Pacific created a huge ruckus on the plane that was on its way to Hong Kong. Apparently the Indian fliers were already sloshed and started demanding more on the flight. Realizing that the 3 passengers were already drunk enough, the air hostess on Cathay refused to serve them more alcohol.

The unruly passengers then started abusing the stewardess in hindi and passed many lewd comments on her morality. On arrival one of the 3 who holds the post of a diplomat threatened the airline with dire consequences!


I mean aren't diplomats supposed to observe some sort of diplomacy!

'Nano'fying the Skies!

It looks as if the age for the tiny and the less space consuming has arrived. With a number of companies including our very own Tata developing and launching miniature cars, the industry is witnessing a paradigm shift to the age of the small and efficient. Mahindra one of the leading car manufactures had recently acquired two firms in Australia fro developing small aircrafts.


Coming up with a nano of its own, Mahindra is all set to launch 2 seater air crafts that are not just small in size but also custom designed to brave the harsh weather conditions in India.

I guess size does matter now! 

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Habib Husain, an Indian working in Saudi Arabia had dreamt of a thriving future when he had gone to Saudi Arabia. However the bad conditions there forced him to find a way home. Hiding in the toilet of an Air India plane he traveled all the way back to India.


On arrival he was caught and handed over the police although he was released recently on bail.
I am sure he can't be compalining of the cramped spaces!

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Cramping it up!

New twists to the molestation row! The footballers of the team Churchill Brothers who were involved in the molestation of the Spice Jet air hostess were freed on bail a few days ago.
Now the chief patron of the Churchill Brothers  team is alleging that the cramped spaces aboard the airline had actually been misunderstood as molestation and is even planning to sue the airline for defamation!


I mean is there not one person left who can stand up and take responsibility? Cowards, I tell you all of them!I would have probably HELPED the footballers use the Emergency exit mid-air had I been on the plane!

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Footballers caught for High Handed behaviour!

Recently on a spice jet plane 2 footballers active in West Bengal tried to molest the air hostess! One of them apparently caught hold of the her ass cheeks and squeezed it! After landing the CISF arrested the duo and placed them under custody.



I mean don't these guys get to handle enough balls on the field!

Monday, January 4, 2010

Hostage Drama on Air India!

Rising tempers and cancellations led to a dramatic series of events on an Air India plane. Set to take the pilgrims for the Haj, the Air India plane bound from Mumbai was canceled due to the fog in New Delhi.


A few of the infuriated passengers about 20 in number blocked the gates of the aircraft and refused to let the crew deboard, holding them hostage for a while.

The matter was finally sorted out but talk about irate passengers! Crew take note!

Sunday, January 3, 2010

Caught in the Mist!

Saturday last, the heavy fog that descended onto New Delhi played havoc with the travel services and affected a karge number of trains and flights. A close to 200 flights were delayed even though the newly revamped airport boasts of state of the art equipment and 3 runways.


Guess this was not enough to take us out of blind sight!

Friday, January 1, 2010

What a high!

Recently an Ethiopian national, a 21 year old girl was arrested at the Mumbai airport. Apparently she was carrying 1.6 kilograms of Heroin in her luggage which amounts to quite a lot of money! Sad that such young people are getting involved in major crimes..




Hope she didn't have to ring in the new year in a jail cell!